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Quickly, While They Still Have Horses

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A surreal and darkly comic collection of stories that offer a fresh and irreverent look at life in contemporary Northern Ireland from "one of the most exciting and original Northern Irish writers of her generation" (The Sunday Times, London).
Humorous and horrifying, tender and absurd, the stories in Quickly, While They Still Have Horses offer a fresh, irreverent look at life in post-conflict Northern Ireland. From first loves to strained relationships, the thrills and terrors of growing up to the dangers and challenges of parenthood, Carson infuses all her stories with empathy, dark wit, and a surreal edge.

In "A Certain Degree of Ownership," a distracted couple on a beach fail to notice their baby crawl perilously toward the sea. In "Grand So," the ghost of a car's previous owner haunts the backseat. In "Troubling the Water," a rumor of miraculous healing creates chaos at a public swimming pool. Carson never fails to shock and delight as kids go missing in jungle gyms, a baby washes up on a riverbank in a biscuit tin, and a bloody hand appears (and reappears) in a refrigerator. Every so often, these stories travel into alternate versions of our world where pillars of fire are a new treatment for mental illness and animals deemed nonessential are going extinct by legislative orders.

While the legacy of the Troubles is never far from Carson's mind, it is only a backdrop to the worlds she's woven in these stories, driven by characters who feel real enough to touch. This stunning collection marks the arrival of a "bracingly fresh, darkly funny, [and] unwaveringly compassionate" (The Irish News) writer to North American readers.
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      May 20, 2024
      Frustrations large and small beset the Northern Irish characters in Carlson’s dry-witted and appealing fifth collection (after The Raptures). In “A Certain Degree of Ownership,” an unnamed woman encounters a family with a baby on the rarely used public beach she’s come to consider her own. When the baby begins to crawl, unnoticed, into the sea, the narrator thinks, “I do not want the baby to crawl into the sea. But I do not think it is my job to stop the baby crawling into the sea.” “Fair Play” centers on a Londoner staying on his wife’s family’s land in Ulster during the Covid-19 pandemic. He takes his two sons to Bouncy Bob’s, the Belfast equivalent of Chuck E. Cheese, and panics when they disappear in a tube slide and the attendants show no concern (“This place is hungrier than other places,” he thinks. “It will never let go of its own”). Other entries probe the region’s folk magic practices, as in “Tinged,” where a friend of the narrator’s family casts a spell to heal their ailing cow. Some stories end before making the most of their provocative premises, but for the most part Carson holds the reader’s attention with her singular observations and turns of phrase. This is worth a look.

    • Kirkus

      Starred review from June 1, 2024
      In Carson's fifth collection of short stories, Northern Ireland is a place that protects and punishes in equal turn. The unnamed protagonist of the title story has finally convinced his Spanish girlfriend, with whom he has a tense, confusing relationship, to visit his native Belfast. She has no interest in meeting his family or seeing the places he frequented growing up or even appeasing him. Carson has set this story in an alternate present in which animals seen as obsolete are culled or sent away; what Paola wants to see is the last horse in Britain. The narrator's daydreams of how lovely it will be to share his hometown with his partner are quickly squashed after they arrive, but he still at one point feels "the gut-twist relief of belonging somewhere specific." This feeling--at once soothing and nauseating--is present in each of these 16 stories as their characters confront upsetting or deeply frightening obstacles, some absurd, some starkly mundane. In "Grand So," a couple struggles to keep their jam business afloat. Granda buys a used car for Granny and their granddaughter Ruth to drive around the province, handing out samples, even though "nobody wants to buy luxury jam. This is Northern Ireland. In the eighties. People have other things on their minds." Ruth discovers that the ghost of the car's previous owner--a large chain-smoking man she dubs the Backseat Man--is haunting it. Worse, her family is Protestant, and this man is clearly "the other sort of ghost." "Caravan," another standout, is told from the point of view of a young girl. Caroline is 10, "almost a grown-up," and tired of kiddie stuff. Her father promises that if she can fix up the old caravan she and her sister play house in every summer, she can have it as her very own grown-up room. This story's strengths are in its subtleties, especially its framing of the ways in which the vibrancy of girlhood can lurch, all of a sudden, into the bleak logic of adulthood. An admirable collection of stories, saturated with acerbic wit and startling empathy.

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    • Booklist

      Starred review from June 1, 2024
      Northern Irish writer Carson (The Raptures, 2022) returns with a collection of 16 darkly comic short stories that move fluidly between decades and genres, from the alternate universe of ""Pillar,"" in which ""bespoke life guides"" are available for purchase by those struggling with mental health crises, to the horror-tinged ""One-Hander,"" in which a severed hand keeps appearing in a woman's refrigerator. Some of Carson's characters have left their homeland for ""the Mainland,"" but whether they hate it, like the reluctant returnee in ""Fair Play"" who blames ""shitty Belfast"" for the disappearance of his young sons, or are nostalgic for it, like the narrator of the title story who finally convinces his Spanish girlfriend to return with him to see the last living horse in Britain, none of them can escape the pull of its history. While only a few stories directly reference the Troubles, their legacy manifests in unexpected ways: a ghost haunting the backseat of a used car, or an abandoned baby adrift on a river in a biscuit tin. Carson's blend of dark humor and unwavering compassion for her characters will appeal to fans of Louise Kennedy (The End of the World Is a Cul de Sac, 2023) and Rebecca Miller (Total, 2022).

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