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We All Want Impossible Things

A Novel

Audiobook
1 of 2 copies available
1 of 2 copies available

"Catherine Newman sees the heartbreak and comedy of life with wisdom and unflinching compassion. The way she finds the extraordinary in the everyday is nothing short of poetry. She's a writer's writer—and a human's human."—New York Times bestselling author Katherine Center

"A riotously funny and fiercely loyal love letter to female friendship. The story of Edi and Ash proves that a best friend is a gift from the gods. Newman turns her prodigious talents toward finding joy even in the friendship's final days. I laughed while crying, and was left revived. Newman is a comic masterhand and a dazzling philosopher of the day-to-day."—Amity Gaige, author of Sea Wife

"The funniest, most joyful book about dying—and living—that I have ever read."—KJ Dell'Antonia, author of the New York Times bestselling The Chicken Sisters

For lovers of Meg Wolitzer, Maria Semple, and Jenny Offill comes this raucous, poignant celebration of life, love, and friendship at its imperfect and radiant best.

Edith and Ashley have been best friends for over forty-two years. They've shared the mundane and the momentous together: trick or treating and binge drinking; Gilligan's Island reruns and REM concerts; hickeys and heartbreak; surprise Scottish wakes; marriages, infertility, and children. As Ash says, "Edi's memory is like the back-up hard drive for mine."

But now the unthinkable has happened. Edi is dying of ovarian cancer and spending her last days at a hospice near Ash, who stumbles into heartbreak surrounded by her daughters, ex(ish) husband, dear friends, a poorly chosen lover (or two), and a rotating cast of beautifully, fleetingly human hospice characters.

As The Fiddler on the Roof soundtrack blasts all day long from the room next door, Edi and Ash reminisce, hold on, and try to let go. Meanwhile, Ash struggles with being an imperfect friend, wife, and parent—with life, in other words, distilled to its heartbreaking, joyful, and comedic essence.

For anyone who's ever lost a friend or had one. Get ready to laugh through your tears.

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      September 19, 2022
      Newman’s moving adult debut (after the kids’ guide What Can I Say?) explores a lifelong friendship between two women, one of whom is dying. Set primarily in a hospice where Edi is dying of ovarian cancer, the story shifts between past and present to show the depth of Edi’s lifelong bond with Ash—the childhood missteps, the joys, the Bowie concerts, and their “absolute dependability” for each other, as Ash puts it. When Edi receives her terminal prognosis, Ash becomes her primary bedside companion. But this isn’t just a harrowing depiction of the heartbreak and indignity of Edi’s decline, it’s also about Ash, who stumbles through her disintegrating marriage, contends with her daughter’s refusal to go to school, and takes a series of lovers. Ash also details the moments—at turns hilarious and sad—that make up her friendship, calling Edi’s memories a “back-up hard drive” for her own. Here and throughout, Newman does a wonderful job channeling Ash’s sense of impending loss. Ash also keeps up a steady stream of wickedly wry observations, such as her description of a group of children who visit Edi’s bedside to play their recorders, “stand in a nervous semicircle, clutching their terrible instruments.” Newman breathes ample life into this exquisite story of death and dying.

    • Library Journal

      March 1, 2023

      Ash and Edi have been friends forever, from puberty to parenthood. When Edi is moved to hospice care at the end of a devastating battle against ovarian cancer, Ash is determined to make their final days together as unforgettable as the life they have shared. This is easier said than done, as Ash also struggles to balance her chaotic and complicated life, including an unsatisfying marriage, unruly children, and a seemingly unending lineup of lovers. Ash strives to set all of that aside and be the best friend that Edi deserves in her final days. Newman (One Mixed-Up Night) presents a moving friendship fiction about loss and love. The narrative is reflective, redeeming, and richly detailed. Narrator Jane Oppenheimer gives a tender and touching performance. Her soft, soulful portrayals of the large cast of characters range from playful to pained, bringing an engaging atmosphere to the somber story. VERDICT This audio will appeal to listeners seeking authentic and emotional relationship fiction with a bittersweet balance of humor and heartache. Recommended for fans of Rebecca Serle, Jojo Moyes, and Ann Patchett.--Lauren Hackert

      Copyright 2023 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • AudioFile Magazine
      Hospice does not seem like a setting for an enjoyable novel, but this irresistible audiobook transforms the place into a sanctuary of love, friendship, and memory. Ash's best friend, Edi, is dying, and her last weeks somehow become both a heartwarming tribute to a life well lived and a comedic commentary on the trials of coping with grief. Jane Oppenheimer is outstanding with tone and comic timing. Her dialogue is so realistic that the audiobook comes to life and becomes impossible to switch off. Sure, sometimes the moments and interactions seem too precious, and sometimes Oppenheimer injects too many tears into her voice, but the strengths outweigh the weaknesses in this title. Besides, we would expect tenderness and teardrops in this setting. L.B.F. © AudioFile 2023, Portland, Maine

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